It’s 8:44am and I’m in my seat by the window feeling extremely light-headed after all the craziness of boarding. I had to remove even my shoes to be checked (YUCK). No telling how many people have walked on that floor and what kind of foot infections they may have.

I then had my bottle of unopened FIGI water confiscated which sucked, so I had to purchase some off brand water from a Cinnabon stand in the food court.

I’m so nervous and I’ve left my car insurance at home so now I’m not sure if I can get a rental car. I hope I can because I’m going to be shit out of luck…Oh God, were moving.

Please God let this flight be safe. My life is in your hands now.